GWENASPOCKLAND.

And to this, I will talk about the most awful game on the planet next to Farmville.
Sims 3. Why? because I'm fucking awful that's why. There's nothing special about this game, I'm an awful god who does whatever she will but on this I decided to use high free will with a couple of mods and maybe some slight interaction, though high free will makes them think they're in control. So on to the screen caps!

Warning: A lot. I'm sorry.

  So I made Gwen Vulcan form

Zoom.

Just so you know it was me.

Spock games now, apparently.

YEAH.

Meet Sylvia Korob.

Cute adorable type thing.

And my bat because fuck cars.

One of the moments, "Oh shit plates."

HE HUGGED ME.

& my face.

ZOOM.

So this was my life, my cat pretty good.

Late night hangout-age

With faces.

More faces.

Everyday I wake up looking for my cat.

Playing chase D:

HAY DAT LOOKS FAMILIAR /looks at phone

QQ so coote

Yeah.

I had this on my wishlist playing with this cat toy or more so looking at it.

Trying to stay coy.

Not working so well.

I don't know how Spock has the ability to gossip.

I'll just let that all sink in.

AND AGAIN.

Just me and Sylvia chillin' out as I read.

Something totally epic, apparently.

I think this was one of those "pre cuddle" dating things.

Yeah, I suppose it was.

And one of those "friendly" type hugs.

I do those faces when I like someone.

Oh, our first date.

UH OH

THE FIRST KISS.

Spock suddenly thought it was alright to take Sylvia's spot.

Though, that didn't stop me from waking up and immediately cuddling her.

Back yard make-out-age.

I love this cat.

And this cat loves me, apparently.

When Spock is away, Sylvia has her spot back.

First time she marked me.

We all woke up and wanted to play with Sylvia.

I'm not sure if I like this meal or not.

CEMETERY CUDDLES.

I know lasers are bad for cats

but she seems to enjoy it.

I had to create my Moi

Spock doesn't seem to mind.

So we hung out at an elementary school.

As he pushed me on the swing.

And we talked a bit further

about nothing relevant.

UH OH MAKING OUT ON THE ENTERPRISE.

So Spock wanted to ask me out on a date.

Oh, those awkward small talks

Gwen, I have something for you

GWEN, WILL YOU MARRY ME

Less awkward and more romantic than my real one, lol.

I bet that ring didn't break as a bad omen the night after nope, we're still goin' strong.

I don't know who does that.

Apparently, I do.

OHHH MY GODDDDDD

andddddddddddd.

KISS.

Moi <3

Shieett.

OH GOD TMI

NSFW

WHAT'S GOING ON

I don't seem too fond of Spock riding my bat.

What relationships should be like.

The world crumbling down on you and you still have time to hold hands.

Did I mention that I love this cat?

I love glitches when everything around you is red except the houses.

GETTIN' STEAMY IN HEAAA

I had a fight with the chick in the background but we're friends now.

Gotta love glitches but I look like myself here.

After the glitch vanished, so did my original shoes.

I guess it's alright, though.

I wanted to take Sylvia a flea bath.

AND THEN LIFE WAS COMPLETE.

I logged off for a moment and I became .. that rod. Yaeh.

So I made Trin & Nate

Unfortunately, you can't add them as cousins unless you have this long line of family and I just didn't feel like doing that.

Trin & I talking.

Oh, yeah so this was our wedding it would have been perfect but as you see, my dress engulfs everything.

I think it's supposed to be the guy who does it first, I fucked that up.

New Mccoy crying in the background.

Why, yes, what am I doing. I don't know.

Trin is on the far left in her awesome xenomorph outfit. I don't know who the rest of these people were but they were invited regardless.

Where's Nate? Oh yeah, right there behind that dude on the left being Waldo.

I'd totally wear that outfit.

Alright, so these three chicks were throwing petals for about 5 hours in Sim time AFTER the wedding.

It just wouldn't be a wedding without some cheesy couple pose.. and graphs.

Here's Trin.

Being Trin.

Eating like Trin.

EXACTLY LIEK TRIN.

And that's Atticus being Atticus .. exactly like Atticus.

Me and Spock moved out of the Enterprise soon after because that's what newlyweds do.

What creep watches someone while they sleep? Oh yeah, my husband.

Back to Trin..

Wtf is Nate wearing to work YOU CAN'T FIX WHAT THEY WEAR TO WORK ORIGINALLY, WTF.

I see Trin is unphased by this.

Uh, So me and Spock tried for a baby.

First mistake, the automatic clothing they present to you.

OH GOD WHY.

First kiss outside of the new house that I forgot to take photos of.

I retried again and here is me vomiting.

There's a beach hang out spot in the backyard of our home I come here often.

As about often as I cook meals.

This was just odd. This was a separate Sim-i-verse from the one I created me and Tyler in, and this is Gary, his cat.

I guess you can't get away from those you love even in another world.

And dis cat loves me :D

Gary wouldn't let me carry him IRL

BUT THIS ONE DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND.

Imma be a creeper.

Now imma be a creepahh.

 OH MY.

I was on Skype with my brother as I shared screen this.

I just couldn't seem to stop.

I mean, dear god.

I'm a creeper.

YEAH, SO THE MOMENT IT WAS OFFICIAL I WAS PREGNANT. I TURNED INTO THIS.

WHY THANK YOU SIMS, I BECAME A HORSE A HORSE CARRYING SPOCK'S BABY.

I had to restart all over once again, I finally got the maternity outfits right. This is actually something I'd wear.

Oh you know those weird creepy pregnancy photos. Well, here they are.

Spock: "WHAT HORRIBLE LIFE DECISIONS I HAVE MADE"

HOW DO I GET OUTTA DIS MESS (Notice my happy face)

Uh oh, IT HAS BEGUN.

This is my daughter Isis.

And my son Trent (who is getting a name change into Finn) I don't' know why he's way darker than Isis.

AH MUST BE SOOO BROWWNNNN

Hand clap, Sylvia.

It's quite odd and you can't really edit them in baby form.

Isis is cute though, for now. I'm afraid how they'll turn out to be as toddlers so I haven't played lately.

Spock being human, dawww.

Proof that I'm a creepy mother.

HAY BABEH.